Another One Bites the Dust: Why Celebrity Crushes Hurt so Bad

June 23, 2010 at 1:29 pm 4 comments


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Shortly after Monday’s post – Who is Hollywood’s HOTTEST Bride-to-Be? – went live, I went home, turned on E! and discovered some news that struck me to my very core… Orlando Bloom, the man who was my screen saver for a good portion of my freshmen and sophomore years of college, is now officially off the market.  <Siiiiiiiiiighhhhhhh>  How could Legolas do this to me??  I thought I was supposed to be his Mrs. Greenleaf?!?!

**If you’re not a huge action / adventure / fantasy nerd like me, the reference to Legolas Greenleaf is in regards to Orlando’s character in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.  Yep.  Cool points, noted and awarded.

Anyhoot, as you might have already deduced, Orlando Bloom announced Monday that he joined the ranks of the newly engaged after popping the question to long time girlfriend, Miranda Kerr.  I mean, come on!  Let’s not get caught up in the minor details of me already being married, her already being a Victoria’s Secret starlet and the two of them already dating for 3 years, shall we??  And let’s focus on the more important facts… 

Fact 1:  I was this man’s (self proclaimed) biggest fan for years!  Fact 2:  I could quote all three LOTR’s from beginning to end, including additional footage, without hesitation.  Fact 3:  I sat through Elizabethtown, borderline the world’s worst romantic comedy, not once, but twice for his royal hottness and Fact 5:  I would soooo work a wedding dress tenfold harder than any perfectly shaped, runway *Angel…

Okay, Fact 5 maaaaay be stretching it a bit, but that’s neither here nor there.  What is here and there is the fact that yet another Hollywood hottie is tying the knot and breaking my heart.  So, in conclusion, might I just say (and in a bit more realistic tone) that I wish them both the best of luck and many, MANY years of happiness!

Oh, and… I love you, Tanner.  The “divorce’esque” talk was merely for show :) :) :)

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. wedding planner in India  |  June 26, 2010 at 4:19 am

    Can’t wait for this one. I’m sure is going to be a big, elaborate and glamorous Hollywood wedding!

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    • 2. Mary Dietz  |  June 28, 2010 at 8:14 am

      Haha! I know! She is drop dead gooooorrrrrrggggeous, and regardless of what she chooses to wear, you know she’ll rock it out like nobody’s business :)

      Reply
  • 3. Dognbird  |  June 24, 2010 at 1:05 am

    I’m so sorry for your loss! I can’t believe Legolas is doing this. PS it’s totally rad when he runs up the elephant and shoots arrows

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  • 4. WeddingGirl74  |  June 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Its probably for the best Mary. I find I’m always disappointed when I meet a celeb in person. You build them up so much that when you finally get the opportunity to meet them, you realize they’re just your average idiot… takes all the fun out of it. Plus they are usually super-miniature and way shorter than you are so you end up feeling like a ginormous amazon chick.

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