Hit Her ‘Baby One More Time’: Are Wedding Bells (Yet Again) Ringing for Britney?

For cereal, how can you not love her? (Photo Courtesy of Google Images)

Oh, Brit, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t love ya… heck, even when I should’ve been shouting, “Show me less!” I still found myself hollering “Gimme More!”  I’ve been a professionally devoted fan from the get, and even when you spent your free time shaving your head (which I claimed was your way of eliminating black roots), breaking umbrellas on sides of cars (‘practicing’ for that ‘role’), flashing your south of the border business to the stalker-razzi (on what I still peg to be your laundry day), flopping around shoeless in gas station bathrooms (obvi the hardest for me to swallow – ’cause that’s just gross!) and fannying about in every rehab this side of the Miss’ippi… I always held out hope, my dear, that you would bounce back…

And bounce back, Ms. Spears, is exactly what you did.  Nearly five years after the opening act of your one woman failblog.org show – can anyone say K Fed, geeesh – you’ve risen up from the ashes, and proven once again, that even though your life may be a Circus, you’ve still – boop-boop-ee-doop – GOT IT!  With two beautiful babies, an unbelievably successful tour, the assumption of a drug free lifestyle, rockin’ abs and a handsome manager / boyfriend, it appears that girl who once tried to give it all away, has rightfully regained her spot back on top… and this bride-to-be couldn’t be prouder! 

Spears + Trawick sharing a laugh (Photo Courtesy of Google Images)

However, why oh why, amongst all this rekindled success did you feel the need to propose (yet again) to your manager / boyfriend, Jason Trawick?  I mean, come on now, Brit.  Didn’t some sort of bell go off inside your head, warning you this just might not be the best of ideas?  You were a Mouseketeer for sobbin’ out loud!  Where was Jiminy Cricket?

According to reports from news.com.au, Brit decided to stake her claim by proposing to her longtime beau / celebrity agent, Trawick, while on the Australian leg of her tour.  After arriving in town with Spears’ two sons, Trawick allegedly proved he is unfazed by the spectacle that can accompany a famed marriage by rejecting Britney’s proposal and reportedly left her feeling devastated.  It’s not that he’s not interested, it’s just that he doesn’t believe any marriage – famed or not –  is simply something anyone should enter into lightly – good for you, Jas! 

So, while I applaud you, Brit Brit, for not hardening your heart on the idea of marriage amongst the first two disasters I’ve decidedly named the Vegas Vortex and the K-Fed Flop, I don’t think it’s in your best interest to Rambo into anything just yet.  At the ripe “old” age of 27, you have more than plenty of time to ease into your next nuptials and plenty of time to enjoy it!

And let’s get real, I’m still secretly hoping that you and Justin Timber-Timber-Timberlake (who remembers that stud muffin’s beat boxin’?) will cut through all the BS, get back togeths, go back to their Mickey Mouse Club roots and get married in Cinderella’s palace… What?  I said it.  ‘Cause THAT, my friends, would be happ-happ-happiest ever after of all!  Hehe!

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Say “Yes!” to the World’s Most Romantic Places to Propose

The mood is just right, filled with flickering moments of intense excitement, well rehearsed preparation and unspoken anticipation.  Love is in the air, perhaps now more than ever, with an unforgettable juxtaposition of palpitated eagerness and resounding patience.  Then, it climaxes as he makes his way down to one knee and utters the same four worded question every girl longs to hear, “Will you marry me?”  (Sigh)  Proposals can pack a serious punch of romance.  So when it comes to popping the question, atmosphere is key.  Below are some of the best spots the world has to offer. 

The Pont Neuf (Paris, France):  Ay, me.  Say amour.  Paris, France: the city of lights, the city of love and most importantly the city of ahhhmazing proposals.  An effervescent cheerleader for lovers everywhere, Paris is the epicenter for idyllic romance to unfold; so, there is no surprise that its iconic structures follow suit.  Pont Neuf, ironically meaning “new bridge,” has now become the oldest bridge in France, making it a magical composition old world charm and new age love.  Available at all hours and completely void of any expense to roam, this distinctive destination overlooks the Seine River and is most striking at sunset when the city takes on an amber glow.

Overlooking the Pitons (St. Lucia):  Every girl yearns for a perfect proposal.  After all, it will be the story she retells for over and over again to anyone who will listen – or at least until it is topped by the actual big day.  Regardless, if a girl wants a ga-ga gorgeous proposal, her squeeze-to-be needn’t look any further than the ga-ga gorgeous Gros and Petit Pitons in St. Lucia.  Creating a picturesque, back drop of serenity, these volcanic wonders skyrocket over 3,000 feet from the admirably saturated blue waters below.  Definitely a more costly alternative, this proposal spot can feature everything from a helicopter ride to a dip in the therapeutic, Sulphur springs.

Hot-Air Balloon Ride over the Masai Mara (Kenya, Africa):  Hands down, one of the most well known, well loved adventures to experience, the calming nature of a hot-air balloon ride is undeniable, and when it’s combined with the unmatched tranquility surrounding Africa’s Masai Mara, there is no question of its magic.  Sure, it can be rather expensive to accomplish, but when the outcomes are priceless results, it’s impossible to compare.

A Sunset Sail in Bora Bora (Tahiti):  Her timbers will surely shiver when you set sail at sunset in beautiful Bora Bora.  The Le Meridien Bora Bora specializes in such proposals and can easily help any love sick pup make a perfect memory. The epitome of Polynesian perfection, these sunset sails have all the ingredients for one, outrageously quixotic “Will you marry me?” session: crystal clear waters, tropical breezes, sparkling champagne and lovers at sunset!  Bora Bora truly does offer more-a more-a.

Central Park (New York, New York):  Providing a beacon of hope for single gals everywhere, Central Park has been the Mecca for romantic comedies the world over.  From Carrie and Big to Ross and Rachael, movie goers really connect with New York based love affairs, making Central Park a no brainer for proposal settings.  Unlike most seemingly romantic spots, Central Park doesn’t have to be warm to be to be beautiful.  It is just as magnificent – if not more so – when it’s cold… just one more perk to this already incredible park.  And for a true man with a plan (and a little extra dough), the Per Se restaurant in NYC is ideal!  Overlooking the entire park, this splurge worthy dinner for two needs to be booked at least two months in advance, but provides a nine-course menu as well as personal service to create a one of kind environment.

Vertigo Restaurant (Bangkok, Thailand): One of Thailand’s most appetizing treasures, the Vertigo Restaurant – part of the Banyan Tree Hotel – provides the utmost in exotic atmosphere, but its striking appeal is only the beginning.  Where this killer of cuisine really dazzles is in its efforts to keep every proposal personal.  The concierge will work with every Prince Charming to provide sentimental touches, such as her favorite flowers or top choice wine.  Set 61 floors above the bustling city of Bangkok, this delectable dining experience makes a statement all on its own, but once it is accompanied by a man down on one knee, the results are nothing short of electric.